Not *YOU* just other yous… you know who you are –

I dislike you my wireless mouse – who no matter how close or far from the little thingie that you have to hook up, never seems to want to work

I dislike you Honda Accord man that I see everyday who wants to remind me incessently that you went to Villanova with all of your bumper stickers and license plate holders. Do you know what? I don’t care that you went to Villanova!

I dislike you townhouse president man who seems to show up in my backyard with no invitation to “just look around.” Freaking knock on my door like a decent man!

I dislike you Harris Teeter cashier who never seems to want to smile at me, no matter how many times I say hello and ask how you are doing.

I dislike you the creators of Biggest Loser Couples who sent one half of the couples home last night…. way to mislead us!

I dislike you makers of wide shoes who never seem to make wide sneakers that feet my big tree trunks of feet.

I dislike you, Direct TV people, who seem to raise my rates every single month.

I dislike you, the creators of Wednesday, which is by far the worst day of the week.

I dislike you, police officers of my town, who seem to notice every single time that my inspection sticker is up by even one day and then proceed to give me a court summons for it – yet again.

I dislike you, job poster people, who will not write the exact qualifications of a job I KNOW I’m qualified for and then send me a really nasty email saying that I don’t even come close to qualifying for your precious job.

I dislike you, Chick Fil-A man, who when I asked for sweet-n-low swore you put it in the bag but really didn’t and made me drink unsweetened ice tea with absolutely no sweet-n-low.

Okay, I’m done with my rants and raves for today… don’t anyone else get on my list!!!